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CableWanker 

The type of MF who has only one future, either to be a

electrician or a person that wanks of to cables.
¨Hello calle¨

¨Hi Oliver¨

¨have you seen Rasmus or Thor?¨

¨Yes, they are with Alfred and Eliott in the computer room. Probobly wnaking of to cables¨

¨ Ohh yea, i love CableWankers¨

- We chose to leave Måns out of this because he deserves a real man!
CableWanker by GodsMostLovedChild November 30, 2022

cablelisation 

To cable oneself or itself.
cablelisation of the nation.
cablelisation by Christine Reid April 15, 2008

Cableway Sutra 

The act of forming weird sexual positions whilst fixing a cable car. Performed by most cable car mechanics.
John - "whats Jim doing up there in the engine room"

Adam - "hes practicing the Cableway Sutra"

John - "that explains the extra grease"
Cableway Sutra by DudeFace6 March 6, 2013

Cablelessia 

The fear of not having the right cable, so one ends up with boxes and boxes of unused unknown cables.
Jody helped Stacey move the 3 boxes of electronic cables realizing her condition may actually be cablelessia.
Cablelessia by Marie Kakes May 24, 2025
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026