von's definitions

Beef Heart

Your bell end!

by Von March 21, 2003

purchase

Bristol uk. to recieve something. to own.

'...can i get a bit of purchase on that reefa?'

by Von July 15, 2003

nigular bodega

1. A bodega of the nigular variety
2. A bodega that is nigtastic, niggeriffic, and altogether nigtacular
3. A place to nig.
4. An alternate chorus to "Too Much Information" by The Police

"Nigular Bodega, goin thru my brain / Nigular Bodega, drivin me insane"

by Von March 21, 2005

Poo Nugget

A small clump of excrement.

Looks like a chicken nugget, only shitty brown

by Von March 22, 2003

shock

wicked, tight, etc.

The surf today is pretty shock

by VoN January 14, 2004

Man Mammaries

A fat mans tits.

Look at those man mammaries on that rotund looking fellow.

by Von March 21, 2003

shock-gnar

wicked cool, surfer word.

I just got a shock-gnar ride on my 6'2". SC surf boards kcik ass

by VoN January 14, 2004