CROTCH CHOCOLATE

WHEN WOMEN WIPE FROM BACK TO FRONT AND LATER IN THE DAY GO TO PEE AND WHEN THEY WIPE THE PAPER IS BROWN
" DAMN I GOTTA PEE...OH SHIT I GOT CROTCH CHOCOLATE"
by COURTNEY_011 October 09, 2008
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crotch chocolate

1. when a choclate chip falls on a friend's lap so they set it aside, and ends up being eaten by the unknowing other friend
Friend who set it aside: Well why did you leave??
Friend who ate it: Well I had CROTCH CHOCOLATE in my mouth!
by Aryn E November 03, 2006
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crotch chocolate

the result of eating a flake in the car
damn i have got crotch chocolate
by gabrielxxx August 14, 2010
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