crewser 

A cool dude from the 1970s

Man that Crewser is one cool dude

crewser by Crewsman January 2, 2015

THE CREWSER

A washed up ironworker who can straighten 1 inch street chokers with his bare hands! 1-1/4 inch steel braided arms that have cuts loose millions of chokers. He is the guy you don't FUCK WITH, because he is the guy that invented FUCKIN WITH! Insubordination will not be tolerated when he is around. Can slap a bitch from 600 miles away. Hung more iron than anyone has ever driven by in a single lifetime. All around good mother-fuckin Ironworker.

"Holy shit here comes the CREWSER, we better drag up now cuz he's taking all of our jobs."

THE CREWSER by little rivets June 24, 2014

hat crewer 

A male member of the hat crew who treats girls with no respect, and hit it and quit it. They think that they are above everyone else, and act like a douche-bag all the time. Hat crewers make scenes everywhere they go and are always loud and obnoxious. Hat crewers can commonly be known wearing fitted hats (or being associated with people who wear fitted hats), white t's and or wife beaters, and always have fresh cuts. Hat crewers are also know for being big par-tiers, and taking Facebook photos of themselves with no shirts on.

Hat crewers are in every school

hat crewer by I Got Your Back February 21, 2011

creaser 

The first sip of an ultra- ice-cold energy drink, which vitalises your soul and ignites your passion for life.

"Now that's what I call a creaser"

creaser by StickInSon October 31, 2022

Creaser 

1: An unfortunate clip of the testicles, usually at a tangent - which sometimes feels more painful than a full impact.

2: Something that is really funny

1: When I caught my nads on the corner of the desk it was a real creaser.

2: The receptionist wet herself when you sent that funny email - it was a real creaser.

Creaser by DJ Jaybee August 26, 2004

Crewkerne 

Also known as Crew by those who 'DO NOT' live there. Crewkerne is a small town, mainly filled with, phaedophiles, chavers and transfetstites (along with the town pikies). For those who live there it's a small but pleasant town filled with joyfull country lady stores. For those who don't they will say a different opinion for they will have possibly only seen the chavers walking around in londsdale trackies shouting. "INIT, mate. yeah crewkerne's fukcing mint!".. But to be honest with you, crewkerne's just like any other town around the world however you don't see that untill you see those you make it. :)

CREWKERNE:
Another word for a sex move.

a) "Give me some crewkerne baby!"
or
b) "Hey, I live in Crewkenre, and you?"

Crewkerne by sad crewkerne child January 2, 2008

Crewkerne 

Crewkerne is the smallest, shittiest town in England. It is known to have the most pubs and hair salons for a small town. You often see chavs walking around with their shirts off calling out offensive things to young women. There is no Burger King, there are about two food places and lots of closed down chinese restaurants. There are many 1p sweet sellers where you can nick sweets and shove them up your sleeve. Crewkerne is the smallest town known the earth. There is no shopping other then stamps at the post office and the 'country lady' store, and lets not forgot all the age old lingerie places that sell granny thongs and go by the name of 'Sugar and Spice'. Basically, to sum it up, CREWKERNE SUCKS.

'man, my moms making us go to CREWKERNE today!'

Crewkerne by sad crewkerne child January 2, 2008