CHILD PROTECTION SERVICES is s federally funded organization who's primary goal is kidnapping children from poor families. This agency which hides its real self behind the very children it seeks to cause harm too. At least 80,000 children disappear from there care every year that are never seen again.
As a CPS Case worker personal experience with children would be against our organizations Interests.
by GABRIEL AKA THE TRUTH October 4, 2014
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Simply stated, a cum and piss slut. Someone of either gender who enjoys...no, LOVES to be cummed and pissed on any part of their body or in any of their orafaces.
Brandy is such a naughty CPS, she loves piss in her mouth and eats cum from a sandwich baggie!

by spades69 April 29, 2009
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Confidential Pussy Services

CPS is a world renowned pussy inspection service, which has won many awards including the Golden Pus public service trophy. CPS has over 1200 branches worldwide and specialise in gynecology, abortions, and other 'pussy-intrusive' services.
I went to CPS and they got that damn grape out! Even the vacuum cleaner couldn't!
by President of CPS April 5, 2007
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"No one knows what the CPS is...."
by CPS June 28, 2004
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Culo Pelao Syndrome butt chaffing syndrome
Man, I've been walking all day I got terrible CPS
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John: Hey drake do you like cp
Drake: yeah why?
John: You wanna play I got a new hat for my penguin
Drake: oh, club penguin, no i dont play it.
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A: Dude don't tell anyone, i bought cp today.
B: Dude sick! I love cheese pizza!
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