CPRS

a tiny, private school in independence, mo. the rules are really strict and nobody likes going to school there (some people won't admit to it though).

regular kid: "hey, so did i see you kiss that guy last night?"

cprs girl: "kiss?! um no, i'm not allowed to even look at the opposite sex..."

regular kid: "oh, so you go to cprs...?"

by tnwm09 April 18, 2009

CPR

Legendary song by CupcakKe, it slaps but u should neva listen to it in public. You can acc preform CPR to the song CPR since it got 103BPM

Person 1:yo what did y'all do last night * wink

Person 2: oh yh "I saved dick by giving it CPR"

by CUppakace November 11, 2021

CPR

Cardiopulmonary resuscitation - basic life support.

Now what's left is CPR but he already gone (Tricky)

by negoro February 13, 2005

CPR

The sexual act where a female or male performs the standard CPR procedure on another person's dick. The standard involves 30 pumps followed by 2 blows. Repeat the process until they cum (spitting up water like a drowned victim).

Guy: "so could I get a blow job tonight?"
Girl: "I'm not entirely up for that, but I'll give your dick some CPR"

by AceRinggold March 19, 2014

CPR

CPR also know as
Child
Paddleboat
Racing

Some kid: *drowning
Guy 1: HELP, THAT KID IS DROWNING
Guy2: Dont worry i know cpr, Child paddleboat racing
Guy1: good luck hiding the body

by Flopmaster June 27, 2020

CPR

A cheap excuse for a kiss.

Yes, CPR saves lives, but most of the time both people aren't good looking and in love.

by Jeshicka August 12, 2006

CPR

Courtesy, Professionalism, Respect
It is the logo found on some (?) NYPD (New York Police Department) vehicles.

-You know the slogan of the NYPD?
-Yeah, it's easy. CPR, meaning Courtesy, Professionalism, Respect

by dunnothing December 31, 2011