Countered

A word used to describe some-one being countered at a game or in a fight (verbally, physically).

Examples:

1) 'Shit blud, you just got countered!'

2) Boy 1: 'Haha, your mum was good last night.'

Boy 2: 'Not what she said about your penis!'

Boy 3: 'Countered!'

3) 'I'm so 1337 I countered this fag with claymore on cod4!'

by harmes May 26, 2009

Warowl's Third Law of Counter Strike

Warowl's Third Law Of Counter Strike states that games which have a map maker/editor feature , will always have a Dust 2 summoned from the void

Dude 1 : Yo dude , "random game" has added a map maker feature and i found dust 2 on it yesterday
Dude 2: Warowl's Third Law of Counter Strike strikes yet again

by Idrinkpetrolforaliving February 25, 2020

counter-clockwise

Used to confuse someone in the process of making a counter-clockwise maneuver, causing them to reverse direction against all logic and reasoning. The grinding of mental gears ensues as the individual instinctively reverses direction, thus moving clockwise, even though the suggested "correction" indicated a change to counter-clockwise. Tons of fun at parties.

*someone passes the joint counter-clockwise, away from you*
"No dude, COUNTER-clockwise!"
*the individual reverses direction and passes you the joint*

by zanhoshi October 9, 2009

Warowl’s first law of counter strike

The better somebody is at Counter-Strike, the more of an asshole they are.

Person 1: Damn man, I played with the cockiest cs player but he was really good.
Person 2: I see you have stumbled upon the Warowl’s first law of Counter strike.

by Curio234 April 15, 2021

Counter Sarcasm

Counter Sarcasm or "Advanced Sarcasm" is a defense mechanism used by highly trained sarcastic people to counter another persons sarcastic remark by responding to it as if what they just said was actually true.

Waitress: **walks up to table in her uniform with a pad and pen in her hand.**
Customer: Good morning, are you my waitress?
Waitress: No, i'm just standing here looking pretty!(sarcastically)
Customer: Oh, so who's going to take my order then? (Counter Sarcasm)

LOL

by LeoNidas April 3, 2013

Counter-probaiting

An amalgamation of counterproductive and baiting

Basically, when you try to bait someone, but it bites you in the ass

Aaron: Hey, I just got rid of the ants in my house by keeping sugar out in the open
Zelda: Oof, dude, that's some counter-probaiting on point

by WarriorWithin August 10, 2020

Selfie Centered

The preference or habit of fapping to ones own selfies.

As a selfie centered individual, Mike preferred to look at his selfies while fapping.

During handshakes with snakes on Wednesday, Mike was thankful to be Selfie Centered, because his partner was a BagHead™©.

by Iphigenia Aubergine June 1, 2016