Coultered

To be tricked by a somewhat attractive tranny person into believing what you see is what you get. See Ann Coulter.

That hot chick on the dance floor totally Coultered me! Adam's Apple!!!

by Noir November 16, 2006

coultered

Any action or stimuli that prevents a male from getting an erection for at least 20 minutes.

After Brian found out Mary bought a strap-on, he was totally coultered.

by Patrickthegreatest1 September 14, 2008

COULTERED

To apply your moose knuckle to a man's nose while he is either resting or passed out drunk. This will be followed by photographic evidence and mass amounts of belittling about how gay the person who was Coultered is. More affect can be gained if this is done in only a pair of tighty whities.

Tech 1: "Dude, I was so drunk last night and have the constant stench of balls on my face."

Tech 2: "Dude, you totally got Coultered"

by The Mat January 25, 2010

coultered

Any action or stimuli that prevents a male from getting an erection for at least 20 minutes.

After Brian found out Mary bought a strap-on, he was totally coultered.

by patrickthegreat1 October 24, 2007

Coultered

To knowingly make absurd, racist, hateful or inaccurate statements because you are paid handsomely to do so. See also sophist.

She not only Coultered all night, she actually resembles the Afghan-Hound-in-a-Dress.

by TheOtherDrG May 1, 2011

Coulter's Law

From Ann Coulter: The longer we go without being told the race of the shooters, the less likely it is to be white men.

I heard about a horrible crime, but nothing about who did it. By Coulter's Law, it wasn't a White man.

by anonymous June 15, 2021

cp coulter

cp coulter is the pen name for the author of the widely read Glee fanfiction "Dalton." It's main character is Kurt Hummel, who transferred to Dalton Academy in the "Furt" episode of glee but the story continues on a completey original path from that point onward. cp coulter has made over thirty original characters for Dalton and is known to the fandom and her characters as Mama CP.

Ex: cp coulter's fic is so amazing, I can't wait for her to update!
Ex: Have you read Dalton by cp coulter, yet?
Ex: I think cp coulter should get dalton made into a soap opera or have it published!

by Just Doing Stuff XD December 16, 2011