Constapenio

A man which is a small skinny man but have a oversized penis for his body. This makes him bottom heavy causing him to walk funny, and could cause several problems for the male whilst having sexual intercourse. hence the word CONSTAPENIO

Constapenio - Jack was having sex with Polly and his body collapsed as his penis was too powerful for his body to take this is becuase of his (Constapenio).

by Harrunchan January 10, 2008

constapetic

a person who is an absolute shit show at any given time. Someone who is just full of shit and just won't remove themselves from the situation.

Damn you're so constapetic.

by unicornisland17 April 30, 2020

Constipenis

When you have to shit so bad that your dick gets rock hard which then makes it hard to shit. But it also holding the shit lightweight turns you on.

Corey - How are you feeling?

Rey - I am feeling okay, I have to shit but I have a boner. I’m suffering from constipenis.

Corey - I am sorry to hear that. Just make sure you don’t finish out of both ends at the same time, it could be dangerous.

by SMtoGuad August 19, 2023

constapational

When you make groaning noises while making poo.

STOP MAKING THOSE CONSTAPATIONAL NOSIES! GAAAAAH IT STINKS, CLOSE THE DOOR.

by bikermandude August 11, 2010

constapation

only when matty morris needs a shit he makes the whole world gip, every1 pukes and all is revealed

plop!!! plop!!!

by matty morris March 31, 2003

printer constapation

When a printer is jammed or is taking a long time to print a document for no viable reason

"Why the hell hasn't it printed yet?"
"Looks like you have printer constapation"
"Damn..."

by Baggyeyescar May 12, 2008

Constipanious Combustion

When you hold your poop in so long that you die, upon death your colon explodes much like an explosion of watermelon with a quarter stick of dynamite.

I would ask how she died inspector, but I can see by the color of the walls that it was Constipanious Combustion again. That's the third one this week.

by ADANKFART March 26, 2022