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Large Hardon Collider 

1. A well known, international penis jousting/fencing tournament.

2. A slang term for a 'Gay Bar'

(not to be mistaken with the large hadron collider)
1. 'I made it into the semi-finals of the large hardon colider.'

2. 'hey, you heading down to the large hardon collider later?'

Farticle Collider 

When two people's farts collide and produce a nuclear fart
those two farts just acted like a farticle collider, it smells like big foots dick in here
Farticle Collider by pyrosk8r45 March 31, 2009

Large Hadron Collider 

The Large Hadron Collider (LHC) is a particle accelerator which will probe deeper into matter than ever before. Due to switch on in 2007, it will ultimately collide beams of protons at an energy of 14 TeV . Beams of lead nuclei will be also accelerated, smashing together with a collision energy of 1150 TeV.
A TeV is a unit of energy used in particle physics. 1 TeV is about the energy of motion of a flying mosquito. What makes the LHC so extraordinary is that it squeezes energy into a space about a million million times smaller than a mosquito.
Housed 100-kilometers below the earth, the LHC is currently being built by CERN.
The Large Hadron Collider makes mini big bangs.

Hadron Super Collider 

Located in Switzerland, the worlds largest particle accelerator, which will probably end up causing the apocalypse
This space would contain an example of the hadron super collider had it not blown up the world

Large Hardon Collider 

When two or more dudes touch their boners together.
"Hey Jeff, you want to use the Large Hardon Collider to smash our particles together?"

"No Justin, I'm not a fag"
Large Hardon Collider by Strasse October 10, 2010

Penis collider 

A newton's cradle consisting of only 2 giant dicks that mash together. This results in the atomic creation of big dick energy
Chad's penis collider has become unstable, he is creating too much big dick energy.
Penis collider by Doonutt December 14, 2019
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
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