A Church of England state secondary school in Acton, West London that likes to pretend it's private when really it's just full of wet dons (and that's just the teachers). If you want decent GCSE grades and least 1 mental illness this is the school for you. Don't get too comfortable- if you're dumb they don't mind kicking you out for sixth form so they can take private school students instead. To identify a Twyford student just look for an ankle length skirt, a school logo branded bag (because it's illegal to have anything else) and a teenager who looks one assessed homework away from a mental breakdown. Mostly full of middle class teenagers who are either nittys, neeks or chavs.

"The highest achieving state school in Ealing is Twyford CofE High School"

Twyford CofE High School by alnevertell March 31, 2020

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Heef cofe

a woman with a large intimidating frame and robust figure. There are many different varietys of a heef cofe all equally in charge. Most heef cofe could beat you at arm wrestling.

"Hey billy call heef cofe and see if she's working st Arby's today, I need to get a twamp sack.

Heef cofe by Dannyboy88100 August 19, 2017

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St Mary’s cofe

Home to gangs . Carries knives one of the worst skls in the whole of the borough . Shit teachers and all . Their known as a prison and there are more hoes than a strip club . All the boys think they’re on piss when really they flash there birthday money and say “send shapes”

Have you heard of that skl st Mary’s cofe All a bunch of skets . This one sucked that ones dick .

St Mary’s cofe by Your dad com January 12, 2020

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Cofer

Sweetest badasses that ever lived.

Miley Cyrus is jealous of them Cofers.

Cofer by bethybeth December 6, 2010

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