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cocklamp 

Obligitory term used for very stupid people. Often used against script kiddies, and AOLers.
A clusterfuck of two words, one offensive, one random, to create a word stupid enough to describe the person it's used against.
"God, that kid is so stupid, he's a cocklamp."
cocklamp by Angel In Despair November 11, 2004
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cockjumper 

a promiscuous girl who switches guys at least once a month.
Guy:You are so a cockjumper,Lindsy!
cockjumper by tarheel November 30, 2006
The manly act of two straight men bumping cocks in celebration, similar to a high-five.

No Homo.
We won the game! *cockbump*
Cockbump by ZIGGING July 21, 2009

Cockpumper 

Man who regularly vacuum pumps his penis, enlarging it for display or pleasure.
He was so thick, he must have been a cockpumper - aieeya!

He's either horse-hung or a cockpumper.
Cockpumper by Tigerdave October 26, 2008

CockPump 

A felatious female's mouth
This bitch gave me head last night, and man was she a great cockpump!
CockPump by Billy7729 February 10, 2007
how two men who are secure with their sexuality highfive.

however, cockbumping two times or more consecutively is gay.
And protection is required for cockbumping a black guy.
Brad Pitt: "Hey antonio *cockbump*"
Antonio Banderas: "wassup brad *cockbump*"

Ryan seacrest: "hey Shaq *cockbump* *cockbump*"
shaquille o'neal: "hey ryan *cockbump*"
Ryan seacrest: "OMG u broke it! call 911!!!1!!"
shaquille o'neal: "hello 911? Ryan Seacrest is gay, he cockbumped me twice consecutively! kbai"
cockbump by free_run July 22, 2009