Cheese-wire

Noun: Garment, usually worn by girls aged 13-16 under cycling shorts as a display of ironic womanliness.

A: she's gone out with her cheese-wire again!
B: Oh no, poor dad!

by Tony du sxw2 August 4, 2022

cheese wire

thong/g-string

cor this piece of cheese wire is cutting my arse in half.

cor if I crap my pants it will cut the log in half like a piece of cheese wire

by Ems August 5, 2003

Cheesewipe

When a man loves a woman also a man . This is called cheesewiping. You can cheesewipe all over the floor and sometimes on another mans face.

Oh dude im so cheesewiping with my wife

i cheesewiped all over that guy

god i wish you would cheesewipe me right now

we're gonna cheesewipe in the moonlight

by Cheesefuckaaska March 30, 2009

Cheesewiring

Cheesewiring is what happens when a pubic hair becomes painfully entangled in one's foreskin, creating a horrible pinching effect, much like a significantly less extreme form of cutting cheese with a wire. It really fucking hurts.

Example: "I let me pubes grow too long and straggly, now I regularly suffer from cheesewiring. Kill me now, Stanislav."

by WHB October 28, 2006

Cheesewiring

When a pubic hair becomes painfully entangled in one's foreskin, creating a horrible pinching effect much like a significantly less extreme form of cutting cheese with a wire, with pubic hair and a penis in place of cheese and a wire.

"I let me pubes grow too long and straggly, now I regularly suffer from cheesewiring. Kill me now, Stanislav."

by Marc W.J. November 7, 2008

cheesefire

When a discussion/debate turns into a fight, you stop for a moment and flash a friendly smile at the other person to lighten up the things a bit. Non-military version of 'ceasefire' with the word 'cheese' used to denote a smile.

Jenny: Enough of this bullshit. Now you know why I don't talk with you very often.
Rob: cheesefire (Flashes a smile)

by Ye110wJacket October 11, 2012

Cheesewire

When a man's trousers are that tight he has a testicle either side of his crotch seam!

Jeez! Did you see that cheesewire on that bloke? It's a wonder he can breathe never mind talking like he's inhaled helium! Well squished!

by Tentpeg August 17, 2017