Chang’s Razor 

Any cuck on any web forum anywhere can be assumed to be Chinese until proven to be Jewish.

Ooh another BBC slide post, looks like Chang’s Razor applies.

Chang’s Razor by Trymoreharder September 18, 2021

P.F Chang's 

A middle tier restaurant serving Americanized Chinese food that has long lost its roots. Frequented mostly by homies and diners looking out for a quick bite, although is being marketed as something of a fancy place, with Cordials and candles. In other words, a complete mess of a business model that is extremely inefficient in its operation and is only sustained through its rapid growth. A venture not to be invested in.

"Wanna go to P.F Chang's tonight dear?"
"Nah. I'd rather eat cat turds out of the litter box."

P.F Chang's by kalkalasch September 1, 2006

Chris Chan's Taint Piercing 

Similar to Occam's razor but with a twist. Instead of the simplest answer is the right one it's the stupidest, most unnecessary solution is going to be the one put into practice.

"dude why did Chris Chan do that" "It's Chris Chan's Taint Piercing I guess"

Chris Chan's Taint Piercing by Alberthalperstram August 17, 2021

Chang Scale

The Chang Scale is a universal measurement of how high a person is.

The scale is organized as follows:
0 - Sober
1 - Semi
2 - Subdued
3 - Stoned
4 - Stupid
5 - Surreal

Hope: Dude, I'm so high

Johnna: Wait, how high?

Hope: I'd say on the Chang Scale, I'm about a 3.5

Johnna: Nice!

Chang Scale by swagattack789 November 21, 2017

Chang Shih 

A BADASS FEMALE PIRATE WHO I WANT TO BE WHEN I GROW UP AND YOU SHOULD TO NO MATTER YOUR GENDER LOOK HER UP(like on google, not here)

Chang Shih was(and still is) so cool

Chang Shih by LunaAstrid77 May 9, 2022

Chan's hug

Honey
Caramel
Vanilla
Chocolate
Sugar
Warm
Fuzzy
and
Cuddly

hehe

chan's hug is the best thing that ever exist.

Chan's hug by i miss chan :( August 14, 2020

chan's bald minions 

It basically means being a stay which is the stray kids fandom and you like all members of stray kids :)

random person: what are you? A stay?
a stay: Nu I'm one of Chan's bald minionssss!!! *dramatic evil luaghter*

chan's bald minions by straykidswoh April 13, 2020