Champaign

a town in east central illinois better known as Bubble City. home to the university of illinois. twin city to urbana. sometimes known as Prince Urbana II.

bounded by farmland with lots of cows, corn, and soybeans. inside champaign, there is the mall and all the stores part, some houses, and some parks. don't forget the part with the weinerschnitzel either, or the steak and shakes which were invented in champaign.

reo speedwagon is from Champaign, but so is the band called "Champaign" also bonnie blair that ice skater.

"I finally figured out why they call it Bubble City!"
".... are you serious?"

"No sex in the Champaign room"

"I'm from Champaign"
"what??"
"no not like the drink"

by djscurvy22 February 4, 2010

champaign

Promoting the values & ideals of the top 1%. Often done by drinking with them in lavish rooms, normally behind closed doors and in the absence of the media's cameras & microphones.

"Obama was busy champaigning Tuesday afternoon with his Wall Street donors."

by Placemat33 October 11, 2011

champaign

An event where an agency celebrates a successful campaign. Obviously where champagne is involved.

"Dude - The results are in! Champaign party tonight!"

by tolusie7 November 20, 2013

Champaign-Urbana

Twin Cities in Central Illinois. Home of the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign and Krannert Center for the Performing Arts. Has a thriving independant music scene, and local art scene.

Famous people: REO Speedwagon (rock band), Ludacris (rapper), Roger Ebert (film critic), Alison Krauss (singer/musician), Bonnie Blair (Olympian), Iris Chang (author), Erika Harold (2003 Miss America), Jennie Garth (actress)

Champaign is also known as Bubble City.

Champaign-Urbana is NOT in southern Illinois!!

by kfc45 May 11, 2006

Champaign Tuesday

An event of excessive alcohol consumption that would seem extreme everywhere except on an early weekday in Champaign, Illinois

"Steve got totally wasted! He puked all over the apartment!"
"That's what we call a Champaign Tuesday"

by IOFT June 13, 2015

Champaign Schanbacher

These Schanbacher's vary greatly from the rest of the Schanbacher's in the world. They tend to be crazy. They make nonsense jokes that are somehow hilarious. Some of them are dangerous. They tend to cause a lot of commotion everywhere they go. It is a known fact that 2 out of every 6 Champaign Schanbacher's chew with their mouths open and make odd noises while eating. Champaign Schanbacher's get along with each other very well and tend to watch each others back with the utmost attentiveness. Champaign Schanbacher's are either loved or hated for how different they are from others. Champaign Schanbacher's communicate with animals through high pitched voices that consist of made up words, jibberish, and objects that have been created in their imagination (i.e. SpidaMonsta, wigglebottomapotomus, poopclown, etc.). A Champaign Schanbacher, though not easily angered or intimidated, should be avoided at all costs if they go in to attack mode. They have been known to use defense tactics such as one hitter quitters, gorilla kicks, beyame stick beatings, hog tie a human techniques, run for your life paintball shootings, firecrackers attached to doors, spitting lugies on skeezers, and Jesus Swords made out of wooden 2x4's. Though Champaign Schanbacher's can be dangerous when provoked, it takes a lot to get one to the point of violence. Most of the time a Champaign Schanbacher just likes to enjoy day to day life with a weird twist.

I was walking through the mall the other day, when all of the sudden everything got really colorful and turned into a disco. The I look up, and to my surprise, a group of Champaign Schanbachers are flying in through this opening in the ceiling, on a huge flying banana that had a head like Richard Simmons, arms made of recycled sticky glue balls from underneath package labels, and feet off of an old lady with a fresh pedicure that did nothing because she still has terrible bunions. When they got off of the Richard Simmons flying banana with bunion feet, they quickly started cracking jokes like "Herman was this guy. When he eats, he makes a funny face. So give him a dollar because he deserves it." and everyone almost fell over with laughter, even though when I type it, it makes no sense, nor does it sound funny. When somebody put finger prints this glass window, it quickly angered one of them and they attacked with a swift hog tie technique and then he pulled out a wooden jesus sword that covered the guy in honey and sent tiny black ants crawling toward him! They quickly morphed into trees with the legs of Michael Jonsohn, the olympic runner, and disappeared just as fast as they arrived on that Richard Simmons banana.. It was sooo cool. I hope they are at the mall next time I go shopping!

by Dr. Herb Johnson April 1, 2009

Champaign-Urbana

Home to the University of Illinois, or the U of I. They are two distinct towns that also sit right next to each other. Home to a thriving down town area and many art related things. The towns are world famous due to the many well known people to have been from here, as well as attended school here. Thanks to the U of I people from all around the world come to work and attended school here resulting in a diverse environment.
Also refered to as Chambana by idiots who do not live here and cannot apparently take the time to say the actual name. Is not called Bubble city as far as most of it's citizens are concerned.

"Champaign-Urbana is amazing! It's home to all sort of entertaining things!"

by CuddlybunnyFTW April 30, 2010