CFI

DEFINITION: An abbreviation standing for 'Chuckle(ing) Faintly Inside' essentially meaning 'a halfhearted lol'

USAGE: When you would say 'lol' but aren't actually laughing out loud.

CONTEXT 1: When looking at memes you don't lol, you cfi.

CONTEXT 2: When your friend sends you a really bad joke and you feel like you must gratify them with a response... "cfi"

Dave: What's brown and sticky?
Joe: Shit?
Dave: No, a stick
Joe: cfi
Dave: Tf that mean?

by Pumbaafu December 9, 2020

CFI

Certified Flight Instructor. A person licensed by the FAA to instruct others to fly.

none needed

by FlyboyBill March 15, 2004

CFI

short for colossal fucking idiot or
some one who is completely incompetent, says dumb things with out thinking

Hugo, you're looking at me like I just asked you the fucking square root of something. What did you say to Mecklen on the little motherfucking machine?!

Are you a colossal fucking idiot? (CFI)

A cinammon roll, the roll of the cinammon? That looks like a jizz. Yeah, Eastern European jizz. That looks like some fuckhead shot his load on a $12,000 calf skin jacket. The twist is it's my $12,000 calf skin jacket. Okay so you got the semen. You got the human ejaculate that has been allowed to sink in for seven hours, into the fabric fucking fibers.

by dnoginizr August 8, 2009

CFI

short for: Cluster Fuck Incorporated

A term used to describe ones workplace when everything seems to go wrong.

I work for a company that is one big CFI.

by Mike Garry December 27, 2006

Cfi

Can’t fight it

The last dance with Michael Jordan and Scottie Pipen was happs cfi(can’t fight it)

by GodOnTop August 15, 2023