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CERN Syndrome 

A mental illness characterised by the onset of believing every girl you meet to be a perfect 10, and then trying to seduce them with your eyes.

Caused by a severe lack of women, as seen in CERN, and other male-dominated scientific research institutes around the world.
Alfred "why is jon staring at that hideously deformed woman?"
Nobel "Shit, hes got CERN syndrome, get him out of here"
CERN Syndrome by grumham March 18, 2011
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See you at CERN

It is used typically by students studying in STEM courses, as a way of wishing someone well or Goodluck.
As CERN is one of the most prestigious and largest scientific research facilities.

CERN: European Organization for Nuclear Research
Friend 1: Yo I'm going to my calculus test now.
Friend2: See you at CERN bro.
Friend 1: Thanks bro.
See you at CERN by Jan.L November 1, 2023

lol sry CERN 

To accidentally steal equippment from CERN; To steal LHC, LHCb, ALICE, ATLAS, CMS, SPS or any compartment of CERN or the Large Hadron Collider
"lol sry cern i stole LHCb again"
lol sry CERN by sd-n February 16, 2025
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026