catheter 

A hollow flexible tube for insertion into the urethra to drain urine from the bladder

Charlt - "I can't believe he tripped over your catheter cable."
Jorge - "Indeed, my penis hole is now 5 times as wide, yet bloody as an ox."

catheter by Skott October 23, 2004

catheter 

The craziest crazy straw you could ever sip on

i drank some piss out of that lady's catheter last night so i could get high on morphine metabolites

catheter by roger denis November 23, 2010

catheter 

The act of massaging the urethra with your tonuge until a woman uncontrollably urinates in your face.

Man I gave my bitch the catheter last night and she pissed in my face for 1 minute solid.

catheter by dwb2010 February 4, 2010

Catheter 

A tube that is inserted into your Urethra that can be extended floor length, that will spit occasionally (like a snake) causing cats to chase you down the hospital corridor.

Julian was chased by the black cat as his catheter spat back

Catheter by Ads_77 November 24, 2010

Catheter 

the worst thing on earth

doctor: it's time for your catheter!
old guy: NO! JUST FUCKING KILL ME!

Catheter by Dat Cat June 17, 2020

CATheter 

The way a Bonsai Kitten goes to the bathroom.

Dave: "How do those cats take a dump?"

Brandon: "They use a CATheter."

CATheter by Pooper Dave July 20, 2008

Catheter Bag 

a bag used to hold piss/urine, which is connected to the vangine/penis part where the wee comes out. Can be disposable or not, and is often used in hospitals.

"Hey can i get a catheter bag in here?" "oi cassie get in here!!!!"

or

"hey did u see cassies face the other day?" "yeh it looked kinda like a catheter bag...ewww"

Catheter Bag by bonbon08 August 10, 2009