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catchers mitt 

A dried out, purple pussy usually on an old broad who has not had sex in years. It looks like a vintage catchers mitt from the 1930's.
Beth has a catchers mitt for a snatch....
catchers mitt by d0c March 17, 2008

Catchers mitt 

A large wad of toilet paper that you place into the blue water of a recently serviced porta-pottie just before you take a dump, so when the turd drops into the blue water it doesn't splash up to your butt. Giving you smurf butt.
I had a turtle head poking so I ran to the porta-pottie, only to find clear blue waters. So I made a catchers mitt and dropped it in.
Catchers mitt by Lead party chief October 9, 2009

Catchers Mitt 

A catchers mitt is when you place a wad of toilet paper or other absorbent material in your hand to catch an out of control ejaculation.
Sam: Dammit Daniel I had to clean the the t.v screen after I got done jerking off last night.

Daniel: Your fault you wouldn't have shot your load all over the screen if you would've had your catchers mitt handy
Catchers Mitt by Sketch2825 February 19, 2010

catchers mitt 

1.) Whatever device one uses in order to prevent an ejaculation from reaching nearby surfaces.
"Uh oh, where's my catchers mitt?!"

"Don't worry, I brought mine"
catchers mitt by Trashbiscuit July 14, 2006

catchers mitt 

The guy in a fight takes all the punches. A bad fighters that always looses.
spectator: That guy was a real catchers mitt. Did he even get a punch in?
catchers mitt by mapleleafman February 3, 2008

Catchers Mitt 

Her catchers mitt is fat.
Catchers Mitt by Amschel May 15, 2023