CAT DUMP 

Acronym which stands for Clean Aeronautical Technique. Most useful in bathrooms whereupon the toilet seat is so nasty you don't want it to touch your ass.

Step 1: lift the lid if needed with your foot. Move the lid side to side to ensure it won't slide off under your weight.

Step 2: Make sure there is toilet paper and that is not wet for some ungodly reason

Step 3: Pull your pants down. Step up onto the toilet seat facing the wall behind the toilet. Both feet firmly planted.

Step 4: Using the sidewalls to brace yourself slowly pivot your body so you are facing the door.

Step 5: Slowly squat down

Step 6: Poop like a cat.

Step 7: Don't get caught.

See also: CAT Piss

Tina was horrified when some truck driver with incontinence burst through the stall door and caught her taking a CAT dump.

CAT DUMP by Rabbit power February 28, 2019

Dumpster Cat

A feral feline snatched from abject poverty, and brought into the home by altruistic humans under the false notion that the cat would prefer confinement and processed gruel over freedom and fresh rat flesh.

We "rescued" Toby from the alley behind our apartment. He claws at the doors and bites people when they try to pet him, but that's just how a Dumpster Cat shows affection.

Dumpster Cat by Va-JJ December 2, 2018

Dumpster Cat

A middle aged whore of a woman who thinks she's a cougar but is unattractive and slutty

Quit being a whore Beverly your not a cougar, your a dumpster cat

Dumpster Cat by Interdimp June 8, 2015

Dumpster Cat

1. A cat that is a worthless piece of shit and belongs in a dumpster.
2. A cat that feels it needs to cower and hide when others are around (usually only bonds to one woman).

My friend's cat Chewy is a dumpster cat and is a candy ass bitch around others. We would like to toss him into the dumpster where he belongs.

Dumpster Cat by Steve Johnson November 10, 2003

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022