CALASMOKE 

CALASMOKE a custom Technic in making lichtenberg wood burning planks for residential and commercial locations . Only used for hardwood installations by a certified calasmoke artist. Certification can be acquired at Calabrese Flooring Co located in Denver Colorado

I installed a custom calasmoke certified hardwood floor with neon blue glow in the dark epoxy.

CALASMOKE by Scott 0' Dowd March 14, 2020

cansmoker

Someone who thinks they're cool when they're not, and would do something lame and noob-ish like smoking weed off a can when really, joint paper costs, like, 2 bucks, and it doesn't make you look like a huge douchefruit (see 'douchefruit' definition). Cansmoker is not a term completely exclusive to marijuana, however, and can be used to describe anyone ameteur and douchey.

Elsa called me a cansmoker just because she caught me shaving my arms.

cansmoker by fairyblonde February 9, 2008