Boner Bypass

When one tries to pass by but is made difficult because of a potruding boner.

James attempted a boner bypass when he tried to pass by Sabrina with his raging hard on.

James: Can I get by?
Sabrina: Not enough room with that boner!
*Boing*
James: Got through!
Sabrina: Nice boner bypass.

by Isabel Bridge September 20, 2014

hereford bypass

Something that everyone wants, but it never happens.
Also a response by Herefordians for literally anything.

1) Are you ever going to get that new phone!? It's just like Hereford bypass
2a) What do you think of the traffic today? Bypass.
2b) How was the school run? Bypass.

2c) Did you get to your wedding on time? We really need a bypass.

by pseudunnit September 23, 2020

Catholic Bypass

The good ole poophole loophole. Allowing one to engage in anal sex before marriage while still technically being a virgin.

“Damn bro, she was saving herself for marriage so I took the catholic bypass”

by marseddie February 3, 2021

bypass the mainframe

bypass the mainframe is when you manage to get through an obstacle in an unusual way

hey the door is locked try and bypass the mainframe and go through the window

by Virtualfungus January 16, 2020

Skater bypass

Skater bypass is a term used to refer to females dating a skater so they can wear thrasher and not be called a thot

Guy 1:"Did you hear Stacy bought a new Thrasher hoodie"
Guy 2:" Oh my god shes such a thot"
Guy 1:"But isn't she dating that skater?"
Guy 2:"Oh ya the skater bypass"

by Just a nigga with a banjo January 7, 2019

fire bypass

A male's insecurities about their sexuality, possibly towards a turtle maybe towards a freshmen?

Nick loves his fire bypass, it shows him meaning outside of the world.

by jared mathews November 20, 2007

coronery bypass

The highly-illegal practice of secretly burying or disposing of a corpse without having said cadaver examined by the proper authority-figures.

Zheeesh... I guess it's no wonder there are so many malpractice-suits and doctors going to jail over botched coronery bypasses --- not properly reporting/processing a deceased human is a decidedly "serious crime" that you can do some "serious time" for!

by QuacksO November 16, 2018