Buttnuget 

A clump of poop or shit tickets that sticks to your anal hair

I need to take a shower to clean out my buttnugets

Buttnuget by Napleon Dynamite June 9, 2009

buttnuke 

a fart that is so loud and strong that you shit yourself, and then it runs down your leg...

AAAAAAA! fuck! that hurt! I seem to have shit myself... Damn buttnuke

buttnuke by TitaniumPhantom December 5, 2016

masturbatorial buttnugget 

One who finds great pleasure in farting;releasing noxious fumes from their ass to the point where they either drop a buttnugget in their pants or on the floor

Keith: Oh man! You smell that?
John: Yeah, you need to go the bathroom!
Keith: No, I'm good for now. (keith farts again). Wow! That one felt good!
John: Dude! Go to the bathroom!
Keith: I think I'm done. (keith farts one more time). Oh wow! That one felt great!
John: Keith..one more time - go to the bathroom!
Keith: Oh man.. I just shit my drawers
John: You're such a masturbatorial buttnugget.
Keith: I'm going to the bathroom now.

masturbatorial buttnugget by BoredInNaples April 20, 2007

buttnugget 

Small piece of fecal matter left lodged in anal opening when defacation does not exit in a generally whole piece. Usually requires tissue to dislodge or waiting of gravity to dislodge itself.

John has to wipe his ass several times because when he shitted, he was left with a buttnugget

buttnugget by Anonymous November 13, 2002

buttnutterdo 

The residual matter that expels from ones rectum after being sodimized with a buttered penis.

Rob: Hey Nate, what is dripping out of my ass?
Nate: Thats my buttnutterdo, bro! Goes great on toast.

buttnutterdo by Greekosyk March 19, 2019

Buttnut 

A person who tunes pianos

I'm looking for this piano tuner. Yeah, the buttnut.

Buttnut by Dan Arawesome February 27, 2010

buttnugget 

1. A piece of poop
2. Someone really mean or stupid
3. A word use to replace a noun when no other word is suitable

1. My buttnuggets are calling, they want to visit the buttnugget hotel.
2. That buttnugget ate the last piece of pizza.
3. Buttnugget! I can't think of an example for this buttnugget.

buttnugget by kelita October 29, 2003