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Butthersia 

It's basically the formal definition of being butthurt.
Guy: Doctor, I think I'm crazy! I'm so jealous of everyone that it pains me in my rear.
Doctor: Sir, I'm sorry to say this, but you're suffering from Butthersia.
Butthersia by DredMan January 28, 2013

butthaven 

Noun. Singular. US English colloquialism. A comfortable place in which to sit.
My favorite butthaven is this sofa.

This car seat is so uncomfortable, it's no butthaven.
butthaven by Atayodea Mi January 7, 2011

Beavis and Butthead

The greatest show on Earth, and possibly the galaxy, in which two teenagers set off on a journey to try to get laid, or possibly make some money off Mr. Anderson, and in-between, they may eat nachos, listen to music, or other cool things like that.
Beavis: (heehee hee) hey Butthead (hee he) let's go masturbate in Anderson's trailer
Butthead: (huuh huh) awesome!
Beavis and Butthead: Breakin' the law! Breakin' the law!

Buttweave 

A situation that is hard to get out of or uncomfortable for multiple people
Example 1
Girl 1- Whoa, you got a tattoo without asking your parents?
Girl 2- Yeah my parent's are going to kill me and my older brother who signed off as my guardian.
Girl 1- Looks like you guys have gotten yourself into a pretty bad buttweave...

Example 2
Boy 1- Andrew is such a buttweaver; everything he says makes people uncomfortable.
Boy 2- Dude yeah he really needs to learn how to act like a normal person.
Buttweave by ButtWeaving4Life August 30, 2013

Beavis and Butthead

This masterpiece by Mike Judge was what made MTV worth watching. Forget TRL. Forger Real World. Forget MTV's Cribs. Beavis and Butthead was the best show on MTV. Featured two idiots and their hilariously moronic adventures, and their "reviews" of old songs.
Butthead: Hey Beavis, (uh huh huh huh) let's go toilet-paper Stewart's house (uh huh huh huh huh).
Beavis: (heh heh heh) Cool! And I wanna break something too! (heh heh heh heh)
Beavis and Butthead by AYB June 11, 2003

Beavis and Butthead

The only reason most people watched MTV. Sadly, the corporate fuckers killed the show off and fired Mike Judge. Now we have to watch King of the Hill just to get some reminders of its predecessor.
Butthead: Er....TV sucks. (uh huh huh huh) Lets go like call somebody and stuff (uh huh huh huh huh).
Beavis: Yeah. (heh heh heh) We still have that Harry Sachz number? (heh heh heh) Harry Sachz (heh heheheheh).
Butthead: (uh huhuhuhuhuh) Okay.(uh huh huh). I've gotta take a dump (uh huhuhuhuh) We can call him from there (uh huhuhuhuhuh).
Beavis: (heh heheheheheheh) Plop! (heh heheheheheh).
Beavis and Butthead by middle finger September 17, 2003