Butterfly Dick

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When a guy likes a girl a lot , and has a “butterfly” sensation, including variations of “shy dick”, in his penis.

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When a guy likes a girl so very much, that he feels bad fucking her.

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It’s like when you have butterflies in your stomach, but they’re in your dick.

Joseph: “Yo! How’d things go with mega babe the other night?”

Grayson: “Everything was great, but I had butterfly dick so we just ended up cuddling all night. We’re going out again on Tuesday.”

Butterfly Dick by Fckkain December 27, 2020

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butterfly dick

when you cum in her and leave it overnight for the cum to harden, in the morning it will have formed a sort of cum cocoon that, when hatched, will leave you with a butterfly diick

John: hey Jim, why weren't you available last month?
Jim: oh sorry, I was busy getting butterfly dick, wanna see?

butterfly dick by Fun Activities With Friends December 28, 2020

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Butterfly dick

The man you find yourself daydreaming about whose dick was so amazing you will never forget it . It will leave such a lasting impression on you so every time you think about it, you have tiny soft butterfly like orgasms for life.

I sure miss that guy he was my butterfly dick.

Butterfly dick by Tmamaj March 12, 2023

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

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