buttered toast 

Toast. With butter on it.

Has nothing to do with periods or eating menstrual flow on toast.

Popular catch phrase of Ed from the cartoon "Ed, Edd & Eddy".

I had buttered toast and a fat rail of cocaine for breakfast this morning.

I like buttered toast with bit of grape jelly.

Eddy: We need some dough!
Edd: Might I suggest a ingenious scheme?
(5 seconds pause)
Ed: BUTTERED TOAST!

buttered toast by da_sauce April 18, 2008

buttered toast 

Toast, which is bread put inside a toaster covered in butter, which is made from milk. Nothing else.

"Hey you want some buttered toast?" asked Jimmy.
"Oh sure Tom!" replied Jimmy

buttered toast by Erzebetmen December 25, 2008

Buttered Toast 

To butter one's toast is to jack off and/or give a handjob

The male specimen took out his toaster. He began to butter his toast and prep it for the toaster. Said toaster was broken due to technical difficulties, so the being had to press the switch up and down til the toast became nice and crispy and the butter exploded from the device. (buttered toast)

Buttered Toast by Oh. Yes. May 30, 2019

Buttered Toast 

Masturbating next to a tanning bed with a girl in it. When she opens the lid unaware, immediately blow your load all over her.

Lisa spends so much time at the tanning salon, we should find out when she goes so we can make some buttered toast.

Buttered Toast by CrzyJoker December 13, 2010

Buttered Toast 

To make someone "Buttered Toast" is to buast a fat nut on a tan latino girl.

Brian: Yo Tom, i just made Selena into Buttered Toast Last night!

Buttered Toast by Kameronii May 6, 2018

Buttered toast 

When you are having sex and you beat her ass cheeks until they turn red and then get burnt to a crisp, then you start to cum on her cheeks and rub it around with your hands, finally licking it all up and gobbling it down

Friend: it was crazy last night
You: I know, I ate some buttered toast !!!

Buttered toast by Ninjassassin109 April 1, 2016

buttered toast 

Its when you put period blood on toast and eat it. Period blood is called butter because kinda smells like butter.

As a dare my friend ate buttered toast, it was so hilarious!

buttered toast by groddie shit June 25, 2007