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Butter Tits 

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1. adj. used to describe the shape and texture of ones tits. Almost always used to describe any fat girls cleavage.

2. The extreme sag of the titty area, as if it were made of butter.
"I heard Tessa has straight butter tits."
"Of course she does, she weighs about 403."
"Dammmmn"

"That hooker has the lumpiest butter tits I've ever seen, I could barely get head from her."
Butter Tits by Dtron 3000 March 5, 2009

butter tits 

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N. Pointed, pale breast found on young males. Usually resembling a pre-pubescent girls tits.
Today in Gym I saw Lunch Box's little pink butter tits.
butter tits by Squirrel Newton August 2, 2006

Butter Tits 

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Used in reference almost exclusively to overweight persons, describing specifically ones "man boobies".

Fatty deposits in the pectoral region of males, most always with 20% or higher body fat content. Thus causing the look of two water balloons filled with butter. Usually found on the lazy "X-BOX playing indoor kids" that now make up more than a third of the United States Army's active duty personnel. Reports of butter tits are much higher in Reserve and National Guard Army units. In civilian populations butter tits have evolved into "meaty knee high socks". Butter tits are caused by a lack of physical exercise, a high calorie diet consisting of short order line food and POG bait, and generally not being a good person.


Word is commonly coupled with "thunder gut", "fatty cakes", "cupcake", "goofy looking faggot", and "chunk butt".
"Look at that fat fuck! You'd better start running butter tits!"
Butter Tits by Dirk Fontaine November 2, 2008

butter tits 

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when you pour hot melted popcorn butter on your lady's tits.
woman: "what the hell? wrf did you just burn me?"
man: "f yeah I just made me some butter tits"
butter tits by summer_ass_cheese August 11, 2022

bitter tits

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Bitter tits is usually when someone is all uppity and bent out of shape about something for a dumb reason or even a valid reason. This can specially apply to females since they usually get angry over very trivial and dumb shit, but this phrase is not gender specific and can be used for any situation that calls for it.
Melvin: "Hey, look at that dog shitting in my laundry hamper?"
Larry: "Don't get all bitter tits about it, at least it's the dirty clothes hamper!"
bitter tits by Eldis May 21, 2015

buttery tits 

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When you're fucking a fat bitch and sweat drops off her tits like warm butter.
I was fucking Tonya last night and bitch had buttery tits, totally turned me off.
buttery tits by dennisreynASSSDENNIS February 19, 2017
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