Butt Pastie
Butt Pasty. Not the kind of tasty Cornish Pasty we all love but a pasty-esque excretion from the anus; perhaps even the bi-product of the aforementioned.
Butt Pastie by Rickanisti February 6, 2018
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Butt Pastie
An anal excretion shaped similar in appearance, or shaped into an appearance resembling a pastie. Can be constructed of either natural human excreta, or preferably food products administered into the anal cavity before pastie construction.
I found some corn in my girlfriends butt pastie!
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Butt Pastie by Rasputin Kaboob February 6, 2018
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butt paste
1. Noun. A slurry mixture of loose fecal material and sweat that often resides in the upper region of the butt crack.
1. She complained to Jim about constantly having to clean the butt paste off the toilet seat before she could use it.
2. Jim was in a hurry to make his meeting, so his incomplete ass-wiping resulted in a desposit of butt paste in the upper cleft of his derriere.
2. Jim was in a hurry to make his meeting, so his incomplete ass-wiping resulted in a desposit of butt paste in the upper cleft of his derriere.
butt paste by Zen master Tave February 14, 2009
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butt paste by Mr. Smokes Cock May 10, 2004
Boudreaux's Butt Paste
An American brand of skin cream that started out as a remedy for diaper rash.12 It has also been used for the treatment of various skin ailments including psoriasis, jock itch, shingles, chafing, cold sores and acne
In 2008, due to Boudreaux's Butt Paste ads on the car, Ray's No. 90 Ford was named the fifth scariest NASCAR paint scheme of all time by ESPN The Magazine for having "'BUTT PASTE' slapped on the rear quarter panels in giant red lettering and a cartoon baby riding on the hood
Boudreaux's Butt Paste by SPrice1980 April 27, 2023
Boudreaux's Butt Paste
He continued to work on the formula after becoming a licensed pharmacist and sold it at his pharmacy, later naming it "Boudreaux's Butt Paste" after a physician told him a story about a patient who had referred to the product as such
Boudreaux's Butt Paste by Wendysfg May 7, 2023
Boudreaux's Butt Paste
Boudreaux's Butt Paste is an American brand of skin cream that started out as a remedy for diaper rash.12 It has also been used for the treatment of various skin ailments including psoriasis, jock itch, shingles, chafing, cold sores and acne
Boudreaux began distributing the product more extensively after he sold his pharmacy in 1974. Manufacturing moved from Alabama to New Orleans in 2004. After Oprah Winfrey recommended the product on her show the response was so great that the company's website crashed, and demand for Boudreaux's Butt Paste quadrupled
Boudreaux's Butt Paste by rdesgatrsygh May 27, 2023
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