by iron June 8, 2004
by and_he_said_what? September 19, 2009
by Rabid Golfcart March 13, 2011
The metric unit used for measuring masses in the quanities that one average-sized butt can hold. Can also be with the subfixes... kilobutt-load, megabutt-load, nanobutt-load, and so on. Gay people like to use this as a reference.
Jack: Yeah so I found this apple in the store, it was HUGE! Probably about one megabutt-load!
Sally: Whoa, maybe if youre gay.
Sally: Whoa, maybe if youre gay.
by Fizz :) March 3, 2006
by stressed April 5, 2006
The amount of stuff it would take to fill YOUR toilet high enough to touch your butt while you are sitting on the seat.
by THEKosherDillWhole May 15, 2009
Smallest unit of measuring assignments or work. Equivalent to 1/10 a shitload but only 1/100 of a f***load and hardly equivalent to 1/1000 of a motherf***ingload.
However according to Lay-man's law of increasing marginal procrastination the magnitude of a buttload increases exponentially if there is a "due-date" factor.
However according to Lay-man's law of increasing marginal procrastination the magnitude of a buttload increases exponentially if there is a "due-date" factor.
For example if you have a midterm 2,500 word essay due in three months, one would say "I have a butt load of work,".
If it's due in two months, "Mein I have a shitload of work..." And one month "F*** I have a f***load of work!"
Then one night (give or take a few minutes before class) "WTF, I have a a motherf***ingload of work!!!"
But citing Lay-man's final principle of marginal procrastination- "terminal improbability" once all time has elapsed on the "due-date" and no acting impetus to initiate work has come about there is "utter finality" or "F*** this motherf***ing essay"
If it's due in two months, "Mein I have a shitload of work..." And one month "F*** I have a f***load of work!"
Then one night (give or take a few minutes before class) "WTF, I have a a motherf***ingload of work!!!"
But citing Lay-man's final principle of marginal procrastination- "terminal improbability" once all time has elapsed on the "due-date" and no acting impetus to initiate work has come about there is "utter finality" or "F*** this motherf***ing essay"
by -Dre182 September 18, 2011