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The metric unit used for measuring masses in the quanities that one average-sized butt can hold. Can also be with the subfixes... kilobutt-load, megabutt-load, nanobutt-load, and so on. Gay people like to use this as a reference.
Jack: Yeah so I found this apple in the store, it was HUGE! Probably about one megabutt-load!
Sally: Whoa, maybe if youre gay.
by Fizz :) March 03, 2006
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a copious quantity of anything frustrating particularly in academia.
I have a butt load of lousy history papers to grade
by stressed April 05, 2006
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The amount of stuff it would take to fill YOUR toilet high enough to touch your butt while you are sitting on the seat.
wow this is a butt load of jelly beans!
by THEKosherDillWhole May 14, 2009
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One rectumfull
the recepie calls for 2 1/2 buttloads of milk
by D meister January 09, 2004
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Smallest unit of measuring assignments or work. Equivalent to 1/10 a shitload but only 1/100 of a f***load and hardly equivalent to 1/1000 of a motherf***ingload.

However according to Lay-man's law of increasing marginal procrastination the magnitude of a buttload increases exponentially if there is a "due-date" factor.
For example if you have a midterm 2,500 word essay due in three months, one would say "I have a butt load of work,".

If it's due in two months, "Mein I have a shitload of work..." And one month "F*** I have a f***load of work!"

Then one night (give or take a few minutes before class) "WTF, I have a a motherf***ingload of work!!!"

But citing Lay-man's final principle of marginal procrastination- "terminal improbability" once all time has elapsed on the "due-date" and no acting impetus to initiate work has come about there is "utter finality" or "F*** this motherf***ing essay"
by -Dre182 September 18, 2011
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Generally referred to as a large amount of something, especialy money.
"A butt-load chad? How much is a butt-load? Da Doug! 1000 Dollars. Based on the fact this one time I shoved 5 dollars up my butt and I know I could fit way more up there. Way more! Easy!
by Jefferson October 05, 2002
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