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Bitchtress

Similar to a mistress, although rather than performing sexual acts, the person bitches at the man, similar to his wife
Quit your complaining, if I wanted to hear that shit I would talk to my bitchtress.

A co-worker (similar to a work wife) who bitches incessantly about your habits, but does not sleep with you.
Bitchtress by VECswampdonkeys December 30, 2011
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bitchstress

Similar in nature and function to a regular bitch, however is differentiated because the bitchstress is even MORE of a bitch than the main/regular bitch. However, because the existence of the bitchstress is often shrouded in mystery and is rarely visited upon, the bitchstress cannot be considered the main bitch.
Joe: Dude you look like you got caught in a hurricane! What happened?

Bill: I just got back from seeing my bitchstress...

Joe: Woah you have one of those? I thought they were myth, you're a real glutton for punishment aren't you?

Bill: yeaah...
bitchstress by Young Thunder October 7, 2008

buttstressed

I'm so buttstressed that we lost our snapchat streak of 125 days.
buttstressed by EffingCarol May 21, 2016

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
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A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
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