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butcher shop accordion 

When a girl is giving you a BJ while at the same time holding your ass cheeks with both hands. As she pulls you back and forth she unknowingly plays your ass like an accordion.
This chick was playing the butcher shop accordion and I gave her one epic crescendo.

open up a butcher shop 

When two people are going to have a disagreement. As in, "there's enough beef between us to open up a butcher shop".
Mike: Oh shit, Bobby stole Jimmy's girl.
Dan: Those guys are going to open up a butcher shop.

fanny like a Turkish butcher's shop window 

A well-used, ill-kept monstrosity of a quim that wouldn’t look out of place on either a Picasso painting or on the side of a rugby player’s head. The resemblance to a sack of offal is accompanied by a smell that can only be described as “like Captain Birdseye’s arse”.
"Fuck me Colin, she had a fanny like a Turkish butcher's shop window! Couldn't make head nor tail of the bastard"

"Serves her right for having seven kids”

happy as a dog in a butcher's shop 

Extremely happy, because one's goals have been attained, one's dreams have been fulfilled and because present happiness is expected to linger on and on...
He married his teenage love. He's happy as a dog in a butcher's shop.

Butchershop 

Fake doomshop dickriders rejected from the rap game, Total Faggots, All still live with their parents.
Leader Evilplaya actually gets bullied and his pockets ran at school for any dollar/drug in his pocket
Cris pharaoh is another member of this group, always go into the barber shop to get a dumb ass haircut with just a ponytail.
If any of these children diss you, disregard them because they will never do shit.
Butchershop a carbon copy of Doomshop.
Butchershop by UndegroundLegends October 18, 2018