When two dykes are scissoring and then ejaculate into a glass mason jar and add spices, seasoning or favorite food items and eat it off eachothers sphincters
A young, rural looking, skinny bitch, pre-crackhead, that always looks a little dirty, like she need to take a shower, and periodically has spaghetti o's orange stains on a few of her teeth, but for some reason you still want to fuck her and for some reason so does everyone else and she lets them.
Eh she's a dinner bitch, everyone always eats at the dinner, it's not as classy as a waffle house at 2 A.M, but you can still get away with anything you want, never have to clean up, but sometimes you have to wait. if you can get her attention she'll tag you right in and you'll probably see someone you know.
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.