Bus Syndrome 

Bus syndrome is a condition where you can only get on a number one bus. You cannot laugh or smile and can have no emotion in your voice. You stare blankely at everyone and feel pain anytime someone touches you. If someone clicks in front of your face it could be fatal!

"Oh look, that poor girl has bus syndrome!"

Bus Syndrome by korkeeCAKES!!! October 27, 2008

Bus Syndrome 

A disorder that arises in your love life when, after being single or falling from broken relationship to another for a while, multiple good prospects appear on your horizon...
to explain better, finding two people you like in a short space of time...

Dude 1: man, this situation with Lauren and Jane is showing signs of Bus Syndrome...

Dude 2: Your Fucked Mayte

Bus Syndrome by Fightstarboy January 30, 2009

On the Bus Syndrome 

When you get on the school bus, not having to go to the bathroom, and the minute the doors close and it starts to go, you suddenly have to go to the bathroom REALLY BAD!!!!!

John: Dude, I suddenly have to go pee really bad! But the bus just started to go, so I gotta wait another 30 min before i get home!
Smee: Haha, sounds like you have On the Bus Syndrome

On the Bus Syndrome by the Moose of Man September 24, 2011

CBS (Crazy Bus Syndrome) 

Crazy Bus Syndrome is a disease of the mind that causes people to act absolutely crazy when crowded on a bus. It usually occurs with younger people and is more powerful in groups.

Boy 1: I'LL RIP YOUR HEART OUT!!!!
Boy 2: Relax, it's just the CBS (Crazy Bus Syndrome) talking!

Boy 1: Why did you punch me in the face on the ride to New York?
Boy 2: Sorry, I was suffering from CBS (Crazy Bus Syndrome).

CBS (Crazy Bus Syndrome) by mattanzi May 27, 2011

empty bus syndrome 

After you staff a Birthright Israel trip and all the participants are growing up, progressing in their careers, and moving on in their adult lives.

I really miss being on Birthright with all of the trip participants. They're all so grown up now and I miss the good old days when we were stuck on a bus together for 10 days . Yep, I've got Empty Bus Syndrome.

empty bus syndrome by parkign November 30, 2016

Resting Bus Syndrome 

A face most people make when riding a bus alone. A plain face without an expression.

Chronic RBS(Resting Bus Syndrome) can cause your normal face expression to change.

Similar to Resting BItch Face, however RBS is only temporary and when riding the bus alone.

Most people in class think I'm pissed off or bitchy but it's usually because I still have Resting Bus Syndrome.

Resting Bus Syndrome by OkabeRintarou March 17, 2017

Short Bus Syndrome

The condition in which only the stupidest of all idiots has

DeShawn: Aye yo, why that little kid keep saying "6-7, 6-7?"

Jethro: Man, don't worry about him, everyone on the block knows he's got Short Bus Syndrome

Short Bus Syndrome by DaddyLongDick420 October 16, 2025