Burping the turtle

The act of masturbating to completion!

My mom opened the door and i got cought red handed burping the turtle!

by Jj clayt November 11, 2020

Burping the Turtle

When a male engages a female in anal intercourse from the rear, with such force that his member penetrates deep enough to injure her, causing the glans of his member to emerge from her vagina.

The "head" of the "turtle" would likely be covered in "mud", enhancing the illusion.

This fantastical sexual feat was imagined in order to win a gross-out contest in Denver, CO.

"Holy shit, that dude is bangin her dirtchute so hard he's burping the turtle!"

by BigMDub, ZachDB, Cpt. Pickard August 7, 2012

burp your turtle

to masterbate

why don't you go burp your turtle and leave me alone

by fupabox April 29, 2009