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back burner bro

(noun) A back-burner bro, or BBB, is a relationship status whereas a woman is unsatisfied with her current man sexually, so she keeps another man "on the back burner" to keep herself satisfied, whilst maintaining an emotional relationship with the first. "Back burner bros" are by high correlation significantly better at having sex than their counterparts.
Girl 1:"How's the sex with Tony??!"
Girl 2:"It's really not as great as I was hoping it would be, but we still have a lot of fun together..."
Girl 1:"Sister, I know exactly what your going through, just get a back burner bro to keep on the side and you'll be much happier!

brontosaurus burger

I wouldn't have asked for three burgers if I knew you were cooking brontosaurus burgers!

Don't Go Brocking My Heart Burger 

A special burger served with broccoli and artichoke hearts
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Don't Go Brocking My Heart Burger, you should try it!"

Fingerling Brothers and Barnum and Bay Leaves Burger 

A burger that comes with fingerling potatoes and is flavored with bay leaves
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Fingerling Brothers and Barnum and Bay Leaves Burger, you should try it!"

Bronto Burger 

An exceedingly large hamburger . A gut buster of hamburger
My God this ain’t no hamburger it’s a Bronto Burger .

Let’s go to Joe’s Diner for on of them Branto Burger.

Brokeback Burger 

A hunk of meat between two firm buns. Often confused with anal sex.
Ethan: What did you do last night?

Klaudia: I had a delicious Brokeback Burger with Kyle.

Ethan: But you're only 14.

Klaudia: What are you talking about? Go look at Brokeback Burger on the Urban Dictionary to find out what it means you uneducated swine.
Brokeback Burger by spork19 April 26, 2014