Half of a mustache. Some may consider this bad hygiene while other consider it fashionable. Probably started by a young man who had an accident while shaving for the first time. Some consider the burlstache a myth.
Someone, generally from the outer suburbs that frequents inner city locations, bringing with him or her their own retarded ways of dancing, socialising or entertaining depending on socio-economic status or SES.
"The club was heaving last night, shame about all the Burbtards fucking it all up for us by chucking up all over the place.
A burnstache may occur when a non-moustached person has spent an intense, significant amount of time kissing or rubbing faces with a moustached person. The area above the upper lip will become very red and raw, and may develop bloody scratches which could cause scabbing.
A style of facial hair popular during the civil war and still respected to this day. The burnstache consists of sideburns leading directly into the mustache - it similar to the beard but the hair on the chin is shaved. A prime example of the burnstache would be that of Major General Ambrose E. Burnside of the Union Army.
Me: Why General your facial hair looks absolutley top-shelf today.
Major General Ambrose E. Burnside: Why thank you, good man.
Me: Would you call that a burnstache?
General Ambrose E. Burnside: Enough chit-chat, Ive got a rebellion to surppress.
When you repeatedly shove blueberries down your penis hole for two weeks then have intercourse with your significant other and shoot your beautifulblueberrycream load all over there face