the absolute coolest dude. the most hardcorehunter with no mercy whatsoever. the most badass killer.
bunnybasher nailed bambi's mom with his 7mm rem mag and while she was thrashing he unloaded a clip into bambi from his Glock 9. now he has gloves made out of their hides. he wears these gloves when he guns down waterfowl and shoots prairie dogs.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).