Bumwangled 

Absolutely exhausted
Time for bed

Fatigued

Julie had had enough for one day, she was bumwangled!

Bumwangled by Bumwangler November 21, 2020

Bumfangle 

A calculated attacked on a stranger by poking them in the rectum.

"I hid in the bush waiting to bumfangle him"

Bumfangle by Fibgribbler July 25, 2014

Budtangled

The phenomenon when you take your ear buds out of your pocket and they mysteriously, spontaneously, come out in knots. In a way that it would take you effort to do it on your own.

My earbuds were budtangled after just 30 minutes of being in my pocket.

Budtangled by ACFTfixer December 12, 2018

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004