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Bump Dirties 

The act of having his and her danger zones touch one another in a highly sexual erotic manner.

i.e: do the dirty, jump one anothers bones, sexing one up, intercourse, sandwich dancing, arousing with genitals, sexual friction, ect.
The other night, Harriot and I were bumping dirties real nice, when mother and father walked in. Family dinner will never be the same.

It was a dark cold night, the heat went out, and to keep things hot, mother and father decided to bump dirties. Nine months later came the consequence, ME.
Bump Dirties by Kel & Dea December 24, 2008
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bump dirties 

The act of having his and her danger zones touch one another in a highly sexual erotic manner.

i.e: do the dirty, jump one anothers bones, intercourse, sandwich dancing, sexual friction, ect.
The other night, Harriot and I were bumping dirties real nice, when mother and father walked in. Family dinner will never be the same.

It was a dark cold night, the heat went out, and to keep things hot, mother and father decided to bump dirties. Nine months later came the consequence, ME.

bump dirties 

Guy: You want to bump dirties?

Girl: How dare you threaten my life.
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