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squeeky bum time 

Squeeky bum time is when you are on the toilet and you re taking a massive shit but nothing is coming out and it's just solid squeeky farts.
"Dude I had some sick squeeky bum time last night"

squeaky bum time 

Squeaky bum time: The period of time, normally towards the end of a tense and pivotal football match, where nerves are high and people risk shitting themselves in expectation of the outcome.
It was squeaky bum time for Arsenal after Tiote equalised and Newcastle went looking for another

squeaky bum time 

the tense final stages of a league competition, especially from the point of view of the leaders, usually used in football (soccer)
With ten more games remaining in the season, its squeaky bum time for the league leaders, who cannot afford any more slip ups in their remaining games.
squeaky bum time by Ron Atkinson December 12, 2008

squeaky bum time 

Old Glaswegian saying for "On the verge of shiting yourself", commonly said in the closing stages of a football match when their is a one goal difference between teams, and the other team is going hell for leather in an attempt to score a goal.
It was squeaky bum time for Man Utd earlier, as Chelsea scored to bring the score to 2-1 with 5 minutes injury time remaining.
squeaky bum time by kolapop May 30, 2011

Squeaky Bum Sunday 

The final Sunday of the Barclay's Premier League season. Coined by Jeff Stelling and the boys of SkySports Soccer Saturday. Typically, all 10 BPL matches are kicked off at the same time. The league title, UEFA Champions League positions and relegation/survival can be on the line.
We knew it would be dramatic, Squeaky Bum Sunday, but nobody thought it would be like this.

--Jeff Stelling as Manchester City FC snatched the title from Manchester United FC with 2 stoppage time goals on 13-May-2012.

squeekey bum time 

very squeekey fart
its squeekey bum time
squeekey bum time by harry bumington November 24, 2017
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Throat Sweats 

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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