Bum Paddle

Some sort of flat paddle used to hit people with, usually in the bum, thus the name bum paddle.
Also used to paddle boasts in some circumstances.

Man: We hit the bum paddle courts today- tomorrow I'll expect we'll try squash...

by Lafawnda 1013832 April 15, 2008

bum puddle

A relatively small stagnant body of water, usually curbside or near a storm drain, which contains an assortment of garbage and other waste. They are peculiar because they exist despite long periods of little to no rainfall. The word "bum" is attached because these puddles usually have an oily sheen and can contain articles of clothing, used needles, and broken glass.

After hours of dancing and drinking, the two girls decided to make the walk to the car barefoot. Oblivious to their surroundings, they stepped off the curb directly into a bum puddle.

by DJ Molar 5 August 21, 2011

Bumpaddle

Despite what you may be told, Bumpaddle is not a British sport similar to Cricket. It is, in fact, a cricket themed pornography magazine.

Michael, upon noticing is son has seen the Bumpaddle cover line: “Visit From The Swat Team”: "“We’re just getting back from the bumpaddle courts."

by Slijper January 29, 2021