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bum babies 

when one visits the bathroom to relieve ones self of bodily waste, they are giving birth to bum babies. Bum babies come in all kinds of varieties, brown, greeney-brown, fat, thin, nutty, the list goes on...
Vicki, I just gave birth to a bum babies, it was so beautiful that a tear of joy rolled down my face.
bum babies by Dave matthams January 28, 2007

Bum Babies 

A group of lads: Generally around 4-6 members of a group that find degenerate, sexist and outright narcissistic humour funnier than your nan's clit.
'See those losers over there'
'Yeah, they look like bum babies'
Bum Babies by Nitty420 July 27, 2020

Bum Babies 

I ate too much chilli last night and spent all this morning giving birth to Bum Babies.
Bum Babies by NavePun January 28, 2022

up the bum no babies

A method of birth control?

Up the Bum No Babies

The action of having anal sex to ward off babies.
`meth: Great now I got SR pregnate.
Soul-Reaver: Hm? Up the bum, no babies
Up the Bum No Babies by Cornflake September 23, 2004

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
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