bulb

A bulb is somebody who has difficulty forming thoughts and sentences on his own, yet insists on doing so on a public forum.

(by @cgawker on Twitter)

A: "Haaaaaiiiiiii sweettttttyyyyyyyyyy!"
B: "Dude, that A is a total bulb."

by i-r-squared August 12, 2010

BULB

Bar Umar Lanat Beshumar
(Curses on Umar for all eternity)

Acronym for hatred of the tyrant Umar ibn Al Khattab who killed Fatima (as) and stripped Ali (as) of his rightful position as caliph. This acronym is used to remember how Umar tried to destroy Islam and succeeded in convincing 80-90% of muslims that he was a good person rather than the scumbag that he was.

Live by the BULB, die by the BULB.

by LetumBULB November 29, 2020

bulb

What your mother calls a tit.

"Don't pinch my bulb."

by christine February 6, 2004

bulb

Is a person who is an absolute dimwit.Used in Liverpool,UK.Can be used when they are also useless in most every day scenarios.

I told you before that he is an absolute bulb, so stay away from him.

by MichaelK June 24, 2006

bulbing

Bulbing when a person has taken a large amount of class A drugs an is "off there face" you would call this bulbing.

Oh my god ben is bulbing his head off ,
what have you taken you are bulbing

by curly wurly girly June 20, 2009

bulb

a man shaves his head so he is bald and shoves his head up a girl vagg. although sounding quite impossible a small man ,a lot of lube, and a large black women should work quite fine.

man i bulbed so girl so hard last night

by blake navo December 21, 2008

bulbing

The practice of smoking Crystal Meth or Crack Cocaine out of a lightbulb.

Not having my glass pipe ready, we opted to use the lightbulb for a bit of bulbing.

by Denis Baldwin December 22, 2003