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Grandpa in his bunker
Vladolf Putler is a Lebensraum-hogging megalomaniac who has isolated himself from reality into his bunker. He has surrounded himself with weak yes-men who conform this sociopath's delusional thoughts such as a nuke-horny midget named Medvedev. When Vlad's mission inevitably fails, this former office rat certainly doesn't kill himself like his Aryan counterpart Adolf Hitler did, no way, he doesn't have balls for it, someone else has to do this pest control job, regarding his cronies as well.
Sufferings and deaths just continue in Ukraine, but the grandpa in his bunker doesn't care because his own ass isn't in danger, yet...
Grandpa in his bunker by O. W. Tongueincheek May 28, 2023
Related Words
Buhnke • bunker • bunked • bunker buster • Bunkered • Bunkerbitch • Bunker boys • bunkey • bunker down • Bunker Bunny
bitch bunker
A place where you think really wild stuff would happen but in reality it is just nerds playing Cards Against Humanity
Matt: Hey , did you go to Allison and Izzy's place last night?
Delia: Yeah, the place was a total bitch bunker. There wasn't even any alcohol.
Delia: Yeah, the place was a total bitch bunker. There wasn't even any alcohol.
bitch bunker by Izer1 February 4, 2017
Bunkerish
Bunkerish by sheepshagginsince93 January 31, 2014
Bunker Babes
A group of white women, with an unhealthy obsession of Matt Lanter and his eyes. Tend to have a right wing political leaning. Multiple holes offend them. Cult like status.
Pastimes include:
- Trying to get people fired from their jobs by stalking them on social media, then contacting their boss.
- Running multiple shame accounts.
- Begging people for money to "save" a dead ass TV show.
- Buying mugs.
Pastimes include:
- Trying to get people fired from their jobs by stalking them on social media, then contacting their boss.
- Running multiple shame accounts.
- Begging people for money to "save" a dead ass TV show.
- Buying mugs.
The Bunker Babes have 88 holes between them.
Matt Lanter put a restraining order out on the Bunker Babes!
The Bunker Babes creep me out, Laurel.
Matt Lanter put a restraining order out on the Bunker Babes!
The Bunker Babes creep me out, Laurel.
Bunker Babes by 88holes May 7, 2019
bunkerboy
An elected official who hides in an underground, concrete room instead of listening to constituents.
Dude 1: There are a couple hundred peaceful protestors walking up Pennsylvania Ave. Where’s bunkerboy? He should see and hear this.
Dude 2: He ran to the basement - he wants to spend some alone time with his twitter feed.
Dude 2: He ran to the basement - he wants to spend some alone time with his twitter feed.
bunkerboy by Marquise_T June 1, 2020
trump bunker
The fictional place to which one withdraws when they are either tired or fed up with Trump's antics, especially over social media.
There's been so many idiotic presidential tweets and backlash that I need to just retire to a Trump bunker to get away for a while. (Aka, avoid social media).
trump bunker by JanuaryFire May 13, 2017
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.