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Bucket Fuck 

1. A person who is so hideous you have to keep a vomit bucket next to you while having sex with them. Normally, you would up-chuck on this person; however, a person this hideous might like it, so you keep the bucket near by to avoid satisfying their fetish and getting spew tangled up in your pubs.

2. When you only have sex with someone when blackout drunk, but you kind of know them in real life, so you keep the vomit bucket near by to avoid an awkward moment should your case of the drunks get the best of your stomach. You like the person, so you don't want to lather them in your spew.
That guy is a total bucket fuck.

Yeah, I mean, I like sleeping with Dave. But he's a total bucket fuck. Nothing more. Nothing less.
Bucket Fuck by IslandHippies October 21, 2009
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bucket fuck 

like bucket list, except it's of people or types of people you'd like to fuck. They can range from people in an occupation: (firefighters, strippers, people in the military, cops, porn stars, professional athletes), to people with particular attributes (redheads, blondes, asians, people with exotic/unique tattoos, black) ,or even by their possessions : (porsche, apartment with an ocean/city view, condo in Aspen). It doesn't matter if you have a relationship with this person, all that matters is that YOU FUCKED THEM.
Michael Caine is on my mom's bucket fuck list. Personally, I just want a redhead.
bucket fuck by ogimmickless June 21, 2010

bucket fuck 

When one feels the need to vomit excessively, but doesn't have anything else to do it in besides a bucket.
1. I felt so awful on Sunday, man I bucket fucked almost the entire day.
2. Dude, I don't feel so good. I think I need to bucket fuck
bucket fuck by Eton March 12, 2008

Bucket fuck 

A person you have to fuck before you die
Come on man a dwarf is a bucket fuck
Bucket fuck by Punisher77657 February 14, 2021

fuck bucket 

1: A woman who is so sexually promiscuous that her pussy is now the size of a bucket
2: A complete and utter idiot who annoys you constantly.
1: I met this girl and her pussy was a right fuck bucket
2: Tony is such a fuck bucket i just want to twat him
fuck bucket by Johnny Big Balls March 21, 2005

Fuck Bucket List

A list of people to fuck before you die. Comes from the term "kicked the bucket".
I need to add Dylan O'Brian to my fuck bucket list.

Fuck Bucket 

Hey, stop being a fuck bucket. Suck it up and take your lumps....