by therealflamer November 22, 2014
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In some extreme cases of "brociopathy", this yielding empathy may not even exist in the bro as warranted by their parent's unlimited, fiscal surplus, anti-social support from other bros or the innate inability to understand themselves in a social context (found in only 1 in 100 brociopaths).
One in nine fraternity pledges are clinical brociopaths as reported by the DMB (Diagnostic Manual of Brociety, also, as pointed out by bro scholars, the initials of Dave Matthews Band, by almost incensing coincidence).
In some extreme cases of "brociopathy", this yielding empathy may not even exist in the bro as warranted by their parent's unlimited, fiscal surplus, anti-social support from other bros or the innate inability to understand themselves in a social context (found in only 1 in 100 brociopaths).
One in nine fraternity pledges are clinical brociopaths as reported by the DMB (Diagnostic Manual of Brociety, also, as pointed out by bro scholars, the initials of Dave Matthews Band, by almost incensing coincidence).
Good examples of brociopaths are bros who:
Make fun of their fellow bros but instigate fights with the first one to make fun of them.
Emotionally manipulate women to sleep with them (or roofie their beverage).
Describe their music tastes as "chill."
Completely disregard others in conversation (via talking over them or obsessively checking their BlackBerry).
Say upon puking on another person: "Sorry, bro."
Make fun of their fellow bros but instigate fights with the first one to make fun of them.
Emotionally manipulate women to sleep with them (or roofie their beverage).
Describe their music tastes as "chill."
Completely disregard others in conversation (via talking over them or obsessively checking their BlackBerry).
Say upon puking on another person: "Sorry, bro."
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A store located in North Carolina where the owner, Bryce, allows his costomers to purchase one of his many bagels and then proceed to sexually penetrate the bagel at his/her own convenience
Person 1: Have you ever fucked a bagel?
Person 2: I'm about to go to Bryce's Bagels right now!
Person 1: Don't forget to use a condom, you don't wanna get bagel bits on yo dick!
Person 2: I'm about to go to Bryce's Bagels right now!
Person 1: Don't forget to use a condom, you don't wanna get bagel bits on yo dick!
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