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Brucing (to Bruce or to be Bruced) involves the grasping of the base of one's penis as a means of forcing and trapping all of the locally available blood in the stalk and or shaft of the Brucer's penis. This gives the penis a large and very intimidating purple-red appearance which is frightening to other penises and can be used to assert dominance amongst a group of other penises. Brucing can also be used as a method to court potential mates or to impress your friends. While Brucing is traditionally done via use of the Brucer's hand, there are methods using such devices as ropes, cock rings, bagels, or string as a means of creating a hands-free "Auto-Bruce" which provides the Brucer with two free hands in which to point at or use other means of drawing attention to their Bruce.
"He Bruced so hard that he burst a blood vessel"
"After originally denying him, Jessica gave Jon a second go after being exposed to his awe-inspiring Bruce"
"A girl can never resist a good Brucing"
Brucing by Nasca Dopant October 17, 2011
Answering a question not asked of you, answering a question with excessive detail, proving a highly technical answer to a casual question
Tom "Hey Matt, what time is it?"
Steve "It is 8:43"
Tom "Stop Boycing me"

Stan "Hey, how hot is supposed to get today?"
Ryan "It's supposed to be 110 degrees Fahrenheit with relative humidity of 12.5%, no wind and a heat index of 107. The UV intensity will be 10 out of 16 and the temperature today will be highest it has been since this day in 1972."
Stan "Hey man, stop boycing me"

Jon "Is that a '69 Mustang?"
Patrick "Yeah it has the 302 cu in (4.9 L) Windsor V8 (1969–1970) 2-barrel, which puts out 210 bhp (157 kW; 213 PS) @ 4,600 and 300 lb·ft of torque (407 N·m) @ 2,600."
Jon "That's a total Boyce answer."
Boycing by sinbad91 June 5, 2014

Brucing around 

(v) The act of wandering around in a drunken state.
I drank too much in the whiskey tent and wound up Brucing around the Irish Fest the rest of the day.
Brucing around by Drunkenwilcoxon January 17, 2017

Ben Brucing 

Playing guitar past your knees and in a tea bagging motion.
Girlfriend : "hey babe what are you doing?"

Boyfriend: "nothing much, just Ben Brucing'
Ben Brucing by cliffordstein October 8, 2013
When you jack off so often at every oppurtunity, no matter how innappropriate that your dick becomes incredibly sore and friction burnt.
During sex
Guy: ooowwwwww!!!!!!
Girl: What's wrong, why is your dick so raw and tender?
Guy: Erm.......
Girl: For God's sake, have you been bryning?!!
Bryning by Eric Carpenter October 29, 2006
Running awkwardly with your hands in your pockets as your much cooler friends wait for you.
Why is Austin bricing like that? What a dweeb.
bricing by kodiac1786 April 26, 2019