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Bryan Callen 

A hot, straight (although I'm sure he wouldn't care if you thought he was gay) actor, writer, comedian who was in the first two seasons of MadTV. He's worked extensively in episodic television, including shows such as "Oz", "7th Heaven", "Suddenly Susan", "King of Queens", "How I Met Your Mother" and most recently "Fat Actress". He has also appeared in films such as "Fish without a Bicycle", "Scary Movie 4" and "Bad Santa". He's an incredibly nice guy and looks good in a Speedo.
Bryan Callen is aka "Pool Boy" in MadTV.

Bryan is a truly nice guy.

Callen writes and performs stand up comedy.
Bryan Callen by Trikywu October 7, 2006
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Bryan Callen 

A hot bisexual brainless idiot whose only purpose in life is to be an object of lust for gay dudes and straight women, and to give them unbelievable sexual pleasure. He is also a pushover, making him easier to get in the sack and then kick out the minute you're done. Also know as a living blow up doll.
Are you watching Mad TV?

Yes.

Don't listen to Bryan Callen talk, you will lose IQ points.
Bryan Callen by leaflet of fire October 7, 2006

Byran Callen 

The comedian famous for 'The 41-Year-Old Virgin Who Knocked Up Sarah Marshall and Felt Superbad About It' he played the character Andy and the movie was s'terrible. He has loads of fan. He is well known for knowing s'little about comedy which is ironic. #hatecha. Also known as 'Bit Killer Jones' He is also the mayor of Seeyasville.
Hey is that Byran Callen!? *said no one ever*
Byran Callen by Everybody's listener November 25, 2013
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