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Bryan Callen 

A hot, straight (although I'm sure he wouldn't care if you thought he was gay) actor, writer, comedian who was in the first two seasons of MadTV. He's worked extensively in episodic television, including shows such as "Oz", "7th Heaven", "Suddenly Susan", "King of Queens", "How I Met Your Mother" and most recently "Fat Actress". He has also appeared in films such as "Fish without a Bicycle", "Scary Movie 4" and "Bad Santa". He's an incredibly nice guy and looks good in a Speedo.
Bryan Callen is aka "Pool Boy" in MadTV.

Bryan is a truly nice guy.

Callen writes and performs stand up comedy.
Bryan Callen by Trikywu October 7, 2006
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Bryan Callen 

A hot bisexual brainless idiot whose only purpose in life is to be an object of lust for gay dudes and straight women, and to give them unbelievable sexual pleasure. He is also a pushover, making him easier to get in the sack and then kick out the minute you're done. Also know as a living blow up doll.
Are you watching Mad TV?

Yes.

Don't listen to Bryan Callen talk, you will lose IQ points.
Bryan Callen by leaflet of fire October 7, 2006

Byran Callen 

The comedian famous for 'The 41-Year-Old Virgin Who Knocked Up Sarah Marshall and Felt Superbad About It' he played the character Andy and the movie was s'terrible. He has loads of fan. He is well known for knowing s'little about comedy which is ironic. #hatecha. Also known as 'Bit Killer Jones' He is also the mayor of Seeyasville.
Byran Callen by Everybody's listener November 25, 2013

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026