Bruno Day

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a Bruno Day is like a sick day but 100 times worse. It's when you go out one night and get so fucked up that you have to call in to work the next morning and use your personal (sick) time, not because you want to but because you HAVE to. The difference between the two is; a sick day you can at least get up and are still somewhat coherent, with a Bruno Day, you are completely immobilized in bed and spend the next 24 hours cursing Bruno for getting you so messed up.

Dude, last night I got so fucked up that I had to call sick into work and take a Bruno Day.

Bruno Day by hummingbird0831 September 4, 2010

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Bruno day

Taking a day off from it all.

Also known by "The Lazy Song"

Today, I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
'Cause today, I swear I'm not doing anything.

Bruno day

Bruno day by WV Grammie December 30, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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